Funny Golfing Tips ?
Monday, April 6th, 2009
Happy Feet asked:
Golf!: Can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies,
obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.
Golf!: Can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies,
obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.
Golf!: You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks!!
Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.
The term Mulligan is really a contraction of the phrase
maul-it-again. A ‘gimme can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers… neither of whom can putt very well. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.
Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is YOU.
Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself to seriously it won’t work, and both are pretty dammed expensive! The best wood in most amateur’s bags is the pencil…
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